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谁的爸爸是最强壮的 Dad
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."...
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Donating
A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center.
Man: "What are you doing here today?"
Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. The...阅读：0发布：2022-12-06分类：英语笑话
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The Old Spinnster
On her 70th birthday, an old spinnster decides it's time to finnaly get married. Since she has no hot prospects, she decides to run this ad in the local newspap...
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Priceless
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and Tips: $50.00A Round of Shots: $34.00Another Round o...
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Pamela's breasts
What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?Silicon Valley...
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Guys and dolls
There were these two guys at the pub, and one guy said to the other, "Let's go downtown and get a couple of girls!"So they went downtown that night, but the gir...
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Harley or hoover?
Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?A. The position of the dirt bag....
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Still in the crate
A guy was playing golf, a golf ball hit him in the balls and he passed out. His friends took him to the doctor. The man asked him, "Well, what do you think, doc...
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Three sisters
Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they had all of them on the same day. They also couldn't afford to go on a honeymoo...
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Women Facts
1) Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
2) Women especially love a bargain. The question of "...阅读：0发布：2022-12-06分类：英语笑话
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Joke: Indian Toilet Paper
An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud.
"White Cloud sounds like good...阅读：0发布：2022-12-06分类：英语笑话
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Joke: Operator
A blonde to a long-distance telephone operator:"Could you please tell me the time difference between Taipei and Las Vegas?"Operator: "Just a minute..."Blonde: "...
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Joke: Night Pee
An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor.
"Pretty good," answers the old man. "I'm eatin...阅读：0发布：2022-12-06分类：英语笑话
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Joke: Wise Cooking Advice
This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks.
While you are preparing the food, and after the guests have arrived, you contr...阅读：0发布：2022-12-06分类：英语笑话
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Joke: 9 Things I Hate about Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where...
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