A guy was playing golf, a golf ball hit him in the balls and he passed out. His friends took him to the doctor.

The man asked him, "Well, what do you think, doc?"

The doctor replied," We're going to have to put in a support for about a week." He then takes four tongue depressors and ties them all together with string.

The man's face looked disappointed, he told the doctor "But tonight's me and my wife's honeymoon."

The doctor replied, "Your going to have to bear with it."

Later that night, the man and his wife were in bed. She took off her shirt and grabs her breasts, "No one has ever seen these before."

The man pulls out his wang and says, "Well mines still in the crate!"