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Joke: Thief
A man was sleeping when his wife shook him and said, "Wake up, someone is breaking in!"
The man had gone through this almost every night for 20 years, and he...阅读：0发布：2022-12-06分类：英语笑话
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Joke: Would You Please Do Me A Favor?
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Pa...
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Joke: 0 to 200 in 4 seconds
0 to 200 in 4 seconds
The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so sh...阅读：0发布：2022-12-06分类：英语笑话
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Joke: A Small Test
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so...
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Joke: One Hole Behind...
A man was golfing. He walked up to a woman standing nearby him and said, "I'm sorry, I can't seem to remember what hole I'm on." And the woman replied, "Well, I...
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The Climate of New Zealand 新西兰的气候
The Climate of New Zealand Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very Cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When they send us m...
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Engineering Hell
An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says: "Ah, you're an engineer, but you worked for a high-tech startup company...
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Goose vs duck
What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?Stick his bill up his ass.Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis...阅读：0发布：2022-12-06分类：英语笑话
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Consultation fees
A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running...
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Being a Lawyer
There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get a date.
The guy said, "It's simple. I just say that I'm a lawyer."
So t...阅读：0发布：2022-12-06分类：英语笑话
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Replacement rooster
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster.
Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers. Shak...阅读：0发布：2022-12-06分类：英语笑话
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A Farmer and His Cow
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A
man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here
on this beautiful day getting dru...阅读：0发布：2022-12-06分类：英语笑话
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Suspicious Rabbi
Father Shaughnessy found himself next to Rabbi Ginsberg at a charity function and could not help but notice that the rabbi was picking at his food as though he...
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Get married in heaven 在天堂结婚
A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and died. Now they were in front of St. Peter and the young lady asked if they could ge...
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First In Heaven
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first. One little...
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