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Letter To Dad
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently...
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Spoiled Mother
A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?"
"That...阅读：0发布：2022-12-06分类：英语笑话
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Quite class
The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes.When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely qu...
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Farm jokes 06
Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital!
What do you say if you see a flying pig?
'I see bacon's going up'!
Who tells chicken jokes?
Comedihens!
Wha...阅读：0发布：2022-12-06分类：英语笑话
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Playing rough
A little boy was playing rough with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, I know you love Spot, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone h...
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Your horse called 你的马打电话来了
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She says, "...
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吝啬鬼请客
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with...
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The result of a Promise
Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?父亲：我曾向你许诺，如果你考试及格就给你买俩...
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Five Hundred Times 五百遍
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She ex...
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I hung him up to dry
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He s...
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What time is it now?
The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud."
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A Good Boy 好孩子
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？&rdquo...阅读：0发布：2022-10-13分类：英语笑话
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一睡醒，你就被炒鱿鱼了
As soon as you wake up, you're firedOur co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep...
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Speeding 超速
Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how...
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lifetime warranty 终身保修
After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wanted. S...
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