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Senior Class

编辑:chaxungu时间:2022-10-13 01:39:31分类:英语笑话

During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.

  When he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "Can you imagine, " she said. "Seventy dollars and I had to kiss him too!"

Notes:

  (1) periodic adj.定期的

  (2) bend down弯腰

Exercises:

根据短文判断下列句子正(T)、(F):

  ① The doctor came to see the elderly woman regularly.

  ② The elderly woman would be celebrating her 99th birthday.

③ The doctor was surprised at the news.

  ④ The elderly woman and the doctor would celebrate their birthday on the same day.

  ⑤ The elderly woman thought the doctor was too mean.

  根据短文判断下列句子正(T)、误(F):

70.年长者阶层

  医生按期来探视我的老母。我告诉他母亲不几天就要庆祝她98岁的生日了。医生听了也很高兴,为此,他弯下腰来亲了她一下。然后他说不几天他也要庆祝自己的生日,并要求她还他一个吻。

  医生走后,我母亲厌恶地摇摇头。“你能想象吗,”她说,“付了他70元,我还得亲他!”

练习参考答案:

①T②F③F④F⑤T